Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27164812-20151105162801

Terran Federation, Great Mother; good, strong allies of Dick Dale: King of the Surf Guitar,

I bring urgent news from New Arcadia. Earlier this week one of our members went south into New Hampshire territory with the best intentions in mind, but as often happens when seeking rap battles, things got hairy. We were forced into a position to school Zyklon with "hot, 16 bars" and were subsequently asked to pay reparations. As you can imagine, we are not interested in paying reparations. I have heard rumor that New Hampshire Conglomorate has hidden caches of both surf music vinyls and groves of moose grazing lands that my moosemen would find perfect for expansion.

We have looked at each member of NHC and believe that they are unable to retaliate. In two raids we were able to kill 15 men and only lost 1. While their leader, AKMB, has 5 gun warriors, the gun warriors have no ammunition. The rest of NHC does not have enough weapons to raid, let alone defend against attackers. I, Dick Dale, King of the Surf Guitar, am here to ask your cooperation in annihilating what remains of NHC. Victory has already been determined, it is only a matter of time.

I understand if you find these conditions less than ideal, but the fruit is ripe for the taking.

- Dick Dale, King of the Surf Guitar and Rightful Emissary of New Arcadia 